In honor of his upcoming Oscar Win. I thought it was time I pay homage to my longtime love: Brad Pitt.
I think I first fell in love with Brad back in the 8th grade when my sister (already a firm Brad Believer) took me to see “Meet Joe Black”.
And I Didn’t just have a “celebrity crush” on him either, it was the kind of crush you have on someone you actually know. I mean, I read his Biography so I felt like I knew him pretty well. More than that, I got him. You know, soul mates.
Anyway, I totally grew out of all that pathetic stuff….
I am just a completely mature adult who appreciates the greatness of a fellow adult.
Not only is he hottest man alive, he is the the worlds best actor. And I don’t even think of that as an opinion.
More like a fact.
I feel like I could prove it… in court, even.
Plantif: Peeps who think Brad is just your every day beefcake who can’t act (i.e. matthew mcconaughey)
The defence rests.