In honor of his upcoming Oscar Win. I thought it was time I pay homage to my longtime love: Brad Pitt.
I think I first fell in love with Brad back in the 8th grade when my sister (already a firm Brad Believer) took me to see “Meet Joe Black”.
And I Didn’t just have a “celebrity crush” on him either, it was the kind of crush you have on someone you actually know. I mean, I read his Biography so I felt like I knew him pretty well. More than that, I got him. You know, soul mates.
Anyway, I totally grew out of all that pathetic stuff….
I am just a completely mature adult who appreciates the greatness of a fellow adult.
And if you think I am just lusting after his exterior, you should know, my love for Brad goes way beyond his perfectly chiseled jaw, his luscious lips and his brooding blue eyes.
Not only is he hottest man alive, he is the the worlds best actor. And I don’t even think of that as an opinion.
More like a fact.
I feel like I could prove it… in court, even.
People’s Court:
Plantif: Peeps who think Brad is just your every day beefcake who can’t act (i.e. matthew mcconaughey)
Defendant: Me
Evidence:
The defence rests.
