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Monthly Archives: October 2011
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All the sexiness
It was recently brought to my attention that I have impeccable taste in hot celebrities.
Ok so maybe no one actually told me that but, really, I do.
And I am not just being biased. I can see when I don’t have good taste in something as well as the next person. Like music for instance. Horrible taste. The only people who would praise my musical prowess are preteen girls.
I am objective enough to know that is NOT a good thing.
So, I think I will share my favorites with you from time to time if you don’t mind.
Who am I kidding? I am going to show you gorgeous people, of course you don’t mind.
Today’s Pick is my choice for Hottest CNN Anchor:
Anderson Cooper.
Start crushing on him cause aside from being hot in a salt-and-pepper-furrowed-brow sort of way, he is smart, articulate and a hard hitting news guy. He might even inspire you to spend a tad more time on CNN and less time on E! which (in my case at least) is probably not a bad thing.
Shave yourself some money
I get why most of you are in love with Venus.
Shes pretty and shapely. She has all kinds of bells and whistles. She boasts to have like 500 blades jammed between two LARGE cushy things that are bound to give the the closest shave of your life. It’s tempting, I know.
I gotta tell you though, she doesn’t do it for me. Have you seen how much she costs!???
I am just a simple girl with simple needs. When looking for a razer I have only two basic concerns:
Price.
Smooth as a babies butt shave.
I don’t care what it looks like and I have soap (or for a dollar I have shaving cream) so I could really care less about the size of the cushy things around the blades. I also don’t need it shaped to fit my hand perfectly because I am young and can still grip an object with a fair amount of confidence.
If you are at all like me get your hands on Miss Slim Twin:
She may not be head cheerleader or homecoming queen but if you give her a chance…it just might be love….or at very least a closer than than you can believe shave.